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チンポと肛門、そのどちらかでも極めれば、天下を取れるだろう

1 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/16(日) 21:58:45.30 .net
よし、よし

2 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/17(月) 00:08:40.60 .net
伏龍=チンポ
鳳雛=アヌス

3 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/17(月) 10:04:41.79 .net
糞「開門! 開門!」
肛門「何者じゃ!?」
糞「屁です。門を開けてください」
肛門「屁という者が通りたいと言っておりますがいかがいたしましょうか?」
脳「通せばいいんじゃね?」
肛門「よし、通れ!」

4 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/20(木) 01:47:29.57 .net
ホモォ

5 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/20(木) 11:09:40.83 .net
ジャイ様は神の子

6 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/23(日) 11:14:32.45 .net
マン毛ペロン
http://i.imgur.com/Y2lT23y.gif

つべ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w74z83URms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g444Pi8GG1w

DOA
http://twitter.com/TeamNINJAStudio/
https://www.gamecity.ne.jp/doa5/ultimate/dc2/index.html

(´・ω・`)
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7 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/24(月) 17:08:50.66 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=St7hbfib_B4

8 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/24(月) 22:40:10.42 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esen-XTw7N4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-67KmVGe8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LioGqTimm0

9 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/24(月) 22:42:05.31 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pykGruZV3vc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGT3EdTuBco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaYxb3VSjq4

10 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/24(月) 22:43:35.91 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUy_cc7386k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkHrFNd2LY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VewzN781wQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw-_JM90EY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqNaSBzQoFQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqE8M2ZnFL8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwk_DKY0pnI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MufkKO0RDWE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBdoGXpioFY

11 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/27(木) 13:56:56.97 .net
『R』(ライドウのイメージソング)

Raidou is back with mechanical form, fuck some bitches like a crazy horse.
He is dangerous, so badass, everytime election big penis.
20 years ago, in crossfire hurricane, He raped Ayame, like Korean or South African.
R is back, nightmare again, never stop like Ed Gein.
R is back, can you fight back?

雷道 機械化 まるでハカイダー やつはレイパー 危険なフレイバー
漂わせ 戻った変態オヤジ 悪そうなやつとだいたい同じ
破れた胴着 まさにストのゴウキ 汚さはまるで亀田興毅
反抗期のガキのような甥を叩きのめし no mercy まさに情け容赦なし
そして身につけた裂空迅風殺 立ち向かうやつらは全てブチのめす
カチ食らわす 殺す 犯す 孕ませる
たまらんぜ このマンコ いざ中に出す
ザーメン爆発 まだ収まんねえ デンジャーゾーンで爆発くらいじゃ死なねえ
ハヤテ殺す あやね犯す バイブちんぽは誰にも止めらんねえ
R is back, nightmare again, never stop like Ed Gein.
R is back, can you fight back?

怒りのフィスト やつはレイピスト 最強無敵のニンジャ・テロリスト
びくともしない強靭なカラダ あやめ孕ませた凶悪なマラだ
まさにmother fucker 見た目、麻原
キモ親父全開で今日も朝から 女は犯し 男は殺す 本能むき出しにして突き進む
バスルーム乗り込みケツ穴に立ちバック チョコボールのように腰をカクカク
泣きじゃくる女の頭を掴み 糞付きのチンポでsuck my dick!
All ladies fear this rapist just like Mike Tyson.
But he never mind like Jason, and never stop like bison.
He will rape all female characters of Dead or Alive, with passion and high tension.
R is back to Playstation, Are you ready for musturbation?

Finally, Raidou has come back to Dead or Alive5 Last Round!

12 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/28(金) 07:11:02.57 .net
Float like ninja, sting like a rapist, shit, viscous like a UK bassist, Sid. Yo,
Raidou is back from hell, for rape all ladies, and make babies, Just like Jason Voorhees.
He like to body rock the party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaYxb3VSjq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g444Pi8GG1w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4o8TeqKhgY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RJlYzBhLg4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGT3EdTuBco

13 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/28(金) 07:13:03.88 .net
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14 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/28(金) 13:14:18.70 .net
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Raidou is back. He is the rapist with big fist. Just like Tyson, never stop piston.
Raidou is in the house. He is the terrorist without cause.
He will Kill all feminist, and rape little Marie Rose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vj092UgKwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9n7GirhsI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxvBPH4sArQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiKOif0UKRM

15 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/28(金) 13:15:02.50 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiv9M577a4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoATQO82k-k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv94pcjGSBs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WSKxB3CSsc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNXXDF2CDwE

16 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/28(金) 13:18:45.92 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZ5VlsGGo8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exolUOqRDj4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RSvXxTQIVU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfPE409HvC0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvmRc3Dt9sc

17 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/28(金) 13:20:22.48 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9-ekIkXQcY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwqNNlRaidY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCkMXUBYI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skuQXzGW5DM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyVwPTBcdhU

18 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/29(土) 08:02:35.91 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgtoHtaiZhM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE7xS3uPwlM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-iY2_Yvmpo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qw6rzN-uZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDkz4tD8-PQ

19 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/29(土) 08:04:45.20 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8PSlKwp1GA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWalIgpYTcw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84G9PKKo74U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PVL12C4MTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd5HZc0fZ-Q

Raidou is back, with mechanical form. He has steel arms, steel fist, steel balls. And he is still rapist.
More dangerous than the US air force. He kicks ass, bring it to universe.
He can move like a cheetah. Fuck like a fever. But save the drama for a murder.
Raidou is back to the game at last round. He will rape all bitch on Zack island.

20 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/30(日) 05:40:10.27 .net
http://choujin.50webs.com/doa/raidou.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaYxb3VSjq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g444Pi8GG1w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLOyLsDjz0o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIHrdqU_EeU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfsCHsFoEj4

Raidou is back, and coming to here. He is the rapist. All ladies fear.
20 years ago, he raped one woman. She is Ayame, Kasumi's mama. He ejected semen.
So, Ayane was born. She is Kasumi's sister, undesired daughter.
This is hardcore story line like Shakespeare.
To be or not to be, that's the question. Raidou is back, that's hard situation.
He is the master of domination, and worst rapist on Playstation. You know I'm saying?

21 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/30(日) 05:40:55.78 .net
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx-_URJfRcg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd7jJ4FjrdY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0HMBtVbq4Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGuhWoGygrg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fsG6l8zA6o

22 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/11/30(日) 05:43:48.63 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4mJRhVeeXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISEUaRV_C0I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBvqjYGkypE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMu8uOZhBh4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH0uv5U_E_U

23 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/12/01(月) 07:48:59.94 .net
Raidou is back again to this fighting game. Like "black rain", he is never chained up to be human been.
20 years ago, in a hurricane, sad destiny just began. He raped Ayame, and became daddy of Ayane.
16 years past, he beat up Hayate, and used outlaw karate, just like "Akuma".
He like to murder like yakuza. He like to rape like a crazy stranger, or US soldier.
In the danger zone, on the first DOA tournament, Raidou was exploded. So, he is dead.
But, now he is back from hell with mechanical body. He will rape or kill somebody.
Are you ready for fight back, or run away?
He is the king of kings on battles, and master of ninjutsu like the turtles.
He can kill easy, and rape ladies. Just like a monster in scary movie made in 80s.


『Nyotengu Love』

Nyotengu knows how to party. Nyotengu knows how to ecstasy.
In the mountain of miyama. In the mountain of good old monster. In the mountain, the mount fujiーyama.
She keep it rocking, she keep it cock sucking.

Now let me welcome everybody to the "Dead or Alive". There are many bitch like a pet or slave.
Too many variation. Feel vibration. Let's Make preparation for musturbation.
Nyotengu is the bitch with wing like a bird, and 1018 years old. She has good pussy, to tighten hard, like sleeper hold.
She is the queen of ninja. She fights like SEGA, and swallows like TENGA.
It's all good, from midnight to day. Her pussy is the bomb if your dick making it rain.
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way. Nyotengu putting it down for her vagi.n.a.(vagina)

24 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/12/02(火) 06:30:48.22 .net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrQND6nu0bw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5roYRPVYQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0cYr2qCIJY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pnqxbxkVwY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs


Straight outta Tenshinmon, Ninja with attitude. Looks like Hentai animation, but she is not whore.
Oh, what's "ii chichi". That's big titties. Hey dude, don't touch her ass. She is the toughest bitch on the earth.
She said "I'm a fighter". That's right. She is not amateur. She can smack down a bear, like terminator.
Yes, you know her name. She is Kasumi the heroine of "Dead or Alive". It's damn good.
Brand new, but tasty old school, like Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five.
Straight outta Tenshinmon, Ninja with attitude, like gangsta in the west side.
Oh, you wanna ride on, and dig her inside?
You're motherfucker just like Raidou. Fuck yourself. And you ought to do suicide.

25 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/12/03(水) 19:57:02.11 .net
肛門にキャベツや豚肉を入れている36才素人童貞です。
今度の総選挙に維新の会から出馬します。
俺はこの国を変えてみせます。

26 :無名武将@お腹せっぷく:2014/12/11(木) 09:39:43.26 .net
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